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How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory

  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right

dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

'I'll let you stay…but only because of the hot one

I just couldn’t pull the trigger on my own brother. Rabid rotter or not. I couldn’t do it.

mangomamita:

all the girls i follow are so pretty i wish u all the best in life

iamthecruelone:

"How to Get the Job" — Spidey Tip #1: Pure seduction.

iamthecruelone:

"How to Get the Job" — Spidey Tip #1: Pure seduction.

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

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